Why I'm Single

Single? Not suffering — just dangerous.

 

This tee isn’t for the shy boys…

It’s for the menace-to-romance operators who know the real reason they’re solo:

 

Not awkward.

Not ugly.

Just too powerful for society to handle. ✅

 

This shirt flips the narrative — you’re not lonely…

you’re a public safety risk. 😈

 

 

 

 

Why it goes viral

 

 

• Peak ego humour
• Looks like a joke but low-key a flex
• Makes people laugh, stare & question everything
• “Did he just say that?” energy

 

 

Perfect for gym lads, TikTok demons, dating-profile jokers, and anyone whose humour is illegal in 7 countries.

 

 

 

 

Vibe Checks

 

 

Wear this if you identify as:

 

• ✅ Certified menace
• ✅ Walking risk factor
• ✅ Statistically unsafe in the right conditions
• ✅ Too confident to care

 

 

If they don’t get the joke?

They’re not your target audience anyway 😎

 

 

 

 

Quality & Fit

 

 

Premium cotton • Soft AF • Built to offend & attract simultaneously

Printed crisp, shipped fast, designed for dangerously funny humans

 

 

 

 

Warning

 

 

Wearing this may result in:

 

• Compliments
• Side-eyes
• Phone numbers
• Being blamed for world problems you didn’t cause
• Someone saying “prove it”

 

 

Use responsibly.