proud weiner

For the proud dog parent who knows their little sausage deserves the spotlight 🌭🐶

This tee is for people who:

• have a tiny dog with main-character energy
• take 200 photos of their pet a day
• laugh at jokes they definitely shouldn’t in public
• proudly tell people, “Yes… he’s small, but he’s mighty.” 😌💪

Rock this shirt and watch strangers smile, laugh, or do that confused double-take like 👁️👄👁️

Perfect for:

✔️ Pet owners

✔️ Chaos couples

✔️ Anyone with elite humour & a sausage dog

Because greatness doesn’t always come in large sizes. Sometimes it’s 8 inches long with big dreams. We’re still talking about the dog, relax. 😭

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Aura & Stat Boosts

+30% Pet Lover Energy

+20% Side Eye From Boomers

+50% “Aww he’s so cute!” from strangers

+∞ Goofy serotonin

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Features

• Premium soft cotton (pets love snuggles on it)
• Print so crispy the dog might bark at itself
• Fit goes with jeans, joggers & unhinged personality types

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Sizing

True to size — size up for cozy oversized “I walk my small dog like a king” drip

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Shipping

Fast shipping 🚚

Tracking included ✅

Sausage dog not included 😔