I Can't Even Pay Attention

For the financially challenged legends.

This tee is for everyone who’s ever checked their bank balance

and heard a Windows error sound in real life.

It’s humble.

It’s relatable.

It’s the official uniform of

“I’m broke but hilarious and still vibing.”

Whether you’re grinding, recovering from bad decisions,

or just proudly living on vibes & overdraft energy —

this shirt speaks louder than your bank app loading screen.

Why you need this

• Instant laughter starter 😂
• Perfect uni / college / part-time job humour
• Soft, comfy, and made for everyday ✨
• Gives “I may be broke but I’m still the main character” energy

Best for:

• Students
• Side-hustlers
• Payday survivors
• Anyone who answers “Are you free?” with “Yeah… financially.”

Style Tips

Rock it with sweats or jeans, messy hair & a caffeine addiction.

Bonus points if you check your balance before wearing it.

Quality & Shipping

Premium feel • Printed fresh to order • Fast delivery

No peeling, no cracking, built to survive your overdraft era.

Wear the struggle. Own the comedy.

Because if you can’t laugh about it, your bank will.