I Have S*x Daily (Dyslexia)

This soft, classic-fit tee carries a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek message that flips expectations and invites a laugh. The front print shows an edited line of text where a crossed-out phrase gives way to the word “DYSLEXIA” in hand-drawn style—bold, playful, and a little irreverent. Wear it to spark conversation, break the ice at casual meetups, or lean into dark-humor wardrobes. The breathable medium-weight cotton and crew neckline keep the look easy and familiar; the clean white background makes the red and black prints pop without overwhelming your outfit. It’s a relaxed everyday piece for someone who likes to poke fun at language, misreadings, and the absurdities of communication.

Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: humorous dyslexia wordplay; crossed-out text with handwritten replacement; minimalist black and red print on white fabric
Target Audience: people with a dry or dark sense of humor, language nerds, friends who enjoy witty/controversial tees
Occasions: casual hangouts, comedy nights, informal parties, novelty wardrobe additions

Story: Slide this tee on when you want to loosen the mood. The graphic reads like a quick jot on a napkin—witty, a little rebellious, and openly playful with language. It suits someone who enjoys sarcasm and clever visual jokes, someone who’ll laugh at the mix-up and invite others to do the same. The relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton mean it moves with you from coffee runs to late-night hangs.

Speak Their Language: This design speaks in shorthand: simple typography, hand-drawn correction, and a two-tone palette that reads clearly from across the room. It’s for folks who appreciate subversive one-liners, ironic statements, and wardrobe pieces that start conversations instead of small talk.

Product Features:
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep the neckline stable and comfortable
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF for sleeve/inner neck details) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for itch-free, responsibly-made wear


Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape
- Dual printing: DTG main print, DTF for sleeves/inner neck
- Tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat